Today is Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Gun control? In Flori-Duh?

If the NRA’s cash has a say, Floridians might be able to openly carry a firearm, but not a can of beer.

A Florida gun range in Daytona was approved to sell alcohol at its restaurant. This may sound like some accidents waiting to happen, but the owner said booze will only be sold to those who’ve finished shooting for the day or do not look “too unsteady” on their feet. “We believe in giving everyone a chance. If we can’t understand what they’re saying it may not be the alcohol. It’s probably because they’re from a foreign country or Georgia.

We could also identify a restaurant section with a 2 drink minimum for shooters prior to going to the range. We feel that a couple of drinks would help you to focus like when you get behind the wheel after a night at the bar.”

Ron Perkinson, the range owner, stressed that all the necessary precautions and training will be put into place to make sure that patrons can only buy alcohol after securely fastening their guns to their belt with Velcro. “Velcro is one of the 7 wonders of the world” he said “it’s holding up my bumper.”

Flori Duh

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