Buzz Fleischman fortlauderdaleconnex.com Columnist Page Kim Jong Un, the 20-something titular head of government after his father Kim Jong Il, suddenly passed away, is being hailed by State-run media as 'Another supreme leader/comrade/being sent from up above to nurture and guide his people with a loving embrace through any and all blackouts and food shortages.'

Appearing in public with senior party officials, he said that one of the most valuable lessons he learned from his father was that any ordinary person can be a success in life... if their father runs an authoritarian regime and wields total control of the military.

He set aside his 'made in Korea' hand crank game boy and had his birthday declared a national holiday. Being an amateur environmentalist, he also declared the first week of every month 'Let's live in harmony with nature week' and ordered the total electrical output of the country, except for the nuclear plants, to be curtailed for that time thus saving the State from spending extra money feeding the peasants running in the large wheels.

In a loving gesture to his people he declared a full half hour be subtracted from the daily 18-hour power outage as a tribute to the 'resolve' of the North Korean people and exempted all ox-carts from not only carbon, but any other type of emissions testing.

Proclaiming "wii is Korean for 'you and I' he symbolically smashed a confiscated Nintendo.

He was seen as taking firm control in his first public pronouncement as he declared texting while driving illegal. His countrymen began asking the question, "What is texting and what is driving?"

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